You've tried the tutorials. You've bought the courses.
What if your AI
assistant just worked?
We configure a personal AI that handles your email, calendar, and busywork. You don't learn anything. You don't set anything up. You just use it.
⚡ Limited availability — slots fill up fast
You know what's possible.
You just can't make it work.
You've seen the Twitter threads. The YouTube videos. People with AI handling their inbox, scheduling meetings, doing research while they sleep.
ChatGPT Plus feels like a toy that forgets everything
Courses and tutorials consumed your weekends
Zapier connections broke within a week
You started wondering if it's just not for you
It's not you. The tools are genuinely hard to set up. OAuth, APIs, webhooks, credentials – it's a maze designed for developers.
You need someone to do this part for you.
You fantasize about having an assistant.
A real one. Someone who handles the inbox, manages the calendar, follows up on things so you don't have to.
But you can't justify $4,000/month for a human. So you keep doing it yourself.
"Someday when the business is bigger."
But someday keeps not coming – because you're stuck doing assistant-level work instead of growing.
"I became self-employed for freedom
and I've never been less free."
The Exit
We do the hard part.
You get a working assistant.
A 90-minute call. We screen share. When we hang up, you have an AI that actually works – connected to your real email, your real calendar, your real life.
You describe what you need
On a video call, you tell us what's eating your time. Email chaos? Calendar hell? Research rabbit holes?
We configure it together
You share your screen. We guide every click. You create the accounts, you own the credentials.
You start using it immediately
Before we hang up, we test it live. Send it a message. Watch it check your calendar. It works.
Real results from a real business owner
170+ hours of work. 3 days.
3 days
Setup to results
170+
Hours of work delivered
$35-50K
In deliverables
Full diagnostic software tool — live web app for sales calls with P&L modeling and PDF reports
Complete company website — custom branded with blog, lead gen calculator, and funnel architecture
10 nurture emails, 20-page lead magnet, engagement letters, drip campaigns, meeting briefs
Server-side databases, Google Docs API, GitHub auto-deploy, cron jobs, 4 kanban boards
“I'm not a developer. I'm a business operator. I told Tina what I needed in plain English and she built it — usually while I was on the phone or in a meeting.”
“The part that's hard to explain until you experience it: she remembers everything. Every decision, every brand rule, every prospect name, every file. I don't repeat myself.”
“This isn't ChatGPT with a fancy wrapper. This is a full-time employee who doesn't sleep, doesn't forget, and ships.”
Elliot
Business Operator — 3 days with RunCrab
What You Can Say
Talk to it like a human assistant.
What's on my calendar tomorrow?
"Summarize my unread emails
"Draft a reply to that client
"Schedule a meeting with Sarah next week
"Remind me to follow up on Friday
"Prepare me for my 2pm meeting
"It remembers context. It learns your preferences. It gets better the more you use it.
Not another tool to learn.
The DIY path
- Watch 10 hours of tutorials
- Set up Google Cloud OAuth
- Debug API errors at midnight
- Rebuild it when something breaks
- Wonder if it's worth the effort
20+ hours · High frustration · Maybe works
The done-for-you path
- One 90-minute video call
- We guide every click
- You own all the credentials
- We handle the technical stuff
- Working AI before we hang up
90 minutes · Zero frustration · Guaranteed
Investment
Less than a month of a human assistant.
One-time setup, then monthly hosting. Cancel anytime.
White-Glove Setup
Everything configured. Nothing to learn.
- 90-minute expert setup call
- Gmail + Calendar fully connected
- Telegram bot (you own it)
- Personality configured to your style
- Memory system that actually remembers
- Day 3 check-in call
- Ongoing hosting & email support
🔥 Only a few slots available this month
Questions? hello@runcrab.com
Common Questions
That's exactly who this is for. We screen share and guide every single click. You don't need to understand OAuth or APIs – you just need to follow along for 90 minutes.
A Google account (Gmail or Workspace), Telegram installed on your phone, and 90 minutes of uninterrupted time. That's it.
No. You create your own credentials during the call. We guide you through it, but you own everything. Your login details never touch our systems.
Most people who come to us have. The difference is you're not doing it alone this time. We've done hundreds of these setups – we know exactly where things break and how to prevent it.
You keep everything – your Telegram bot, your Google integration, all of it. The AI just stops running. You can restart anytime.
Stop being the bottleneck.
You built this business for freedom. Let's get you some.
⏰ We only take on a handful of clients each month
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